Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Ghost Riding The Whip crosses the border

These northern boys not only managed to perpetuate a Canadian stereotype; they also made a lame ghost ride the whip video. Let's take a look at some of the comments from YouTube.

i dont get it at ALL

No wonder I hate Canada so much!


what is funny ?

these guys arent, thats for sure

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Ghost Dad ghost rides the whip

"They think they're hip, they can't read; they can't write. They're laughing and giggling, and they're going nowhere."
- Bill Cosby's speaking on hip-hop culture

Despite being a vocal opponent of hip-hop, Bill Cosby has given in to all that is hyphy. It's his best ghost work since Ghost Dad.

Ghost Riding The Whip Gone Wrong 2: Rich Kids

Money can't buy everything.

Sure, these kids may have their mansions, Jeep Cherokees, and priviledge, but high society and ghost riding the whip are like oil and water. They don't mix.

Their casual demeanor as they are about to ghost crash the whip shows that these trust fund babies don't have a care in the world. They see nothing wrong with wrecking a perfectly good whip on their way to play the back nine at the country club.

Who ghost rides a standard anyways?

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Suri Sucumbs to Ghost Ride the Whip Movement

Hot on the heels of the Tom Cruise Ghost Riding the Whip revelations comes this picture snapped late this afternoon confirming what has long been suspected by staff here at ghostridethewhipblog.blogspot.com. Suri Cruise has been spotted at numerous popular Ghosting spots masquerading as E-40 and encouraging others to put their "stunna shades" on. We will keep you posted as this story develops.

First the 'Motorbike', now this?

Scientologists may have a different name for the growing urban phenomenon, but it's all relative in the end. Here we see Tom Cruise proving he can go stupid and go dumb with the best of them.

We can only hope that Suri follows in his footsteps.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Another media source drops the Ghost Ride the Whip ball

CTV isn't the only one who didn't read the Ten Ghost Commandments.

references a video that isn't ghost riding the whip. And yes, it's the infamous red-neck truck video.

Does Elaine Monaghan look like a credible ghost riding the whip source to you? Ghost riding the whip blog declares Ghost Beef!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Hey CTV, the new ghost ride the whip media is knocking at your door.

Open up.

CTV clearly doesn't understand what ghost riding the whip is. In "'Ghost riding' becomes dangerous teen car craze," a CTV News Staffer is quoted:

"One video shows a ghost-rider abandoning his truck as it plows into a utility pole and a fire hydrant, sending the latter flying onto the residential street."

The clip is not ghost riding. CTV once again dropped the ball when it came to checking their facts. The video they reference came out well before the ghost ride the whip movement began, and doesn't even resemble a ghost ride attempt:
  • It's a monster truck.
  • No contact with the ground.
  • He is going like 30 mph.
  • There is no E-40 playing.
In this reporter's humble opinion, they should have checked the Ten Ghost Commandments...

NEW Ghost Riding The Whip Gone Wrong

"Ghost riding was started not to see people succeed, but to see people fail"
-Jonathan Lovecchio, Aug. 15 2006

"Yo man, he's fucked." -:35 seconds

We've literally been praying for a new, genuine ghost-riding-the-whip- gone-wrong video. Not just some redneck on a truck.

This movie is the answers to our prayers.

White suburban kids, ghost riding the whip, early in the morning, and crashing, all met with complete indifference from the camerawoman. Bitch.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Steve Irwin remembered as Hunter, Ghost Rider

We bid a ghostly farewell to Steve Irwin, legendary animal entertainer and ghost rider. Here we see Irwin in action his two best friends, his croc and his Bentley.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Ghost ride the eighties Mercedes

Here we see the inside the car point-of-view angle. The audio is shit, frankly; we recommend watching it while listening to Tell Me When To Ghost. If you can look past the sound, you'll see the ghostrider abandon the traditional ghost ride-the-whip dance, to run ghost laps around the whip. Sweet.

This video shows the transformation of ghost riding the whip from getting hyphy in the hood, to a suburban extreme sport.